Tuesday, June 20, 2017

shiiiiittt

yo whaddup fam it yo boi brankty the shiit homie. yo shit hoime whuddup yo know i downin that lean like a muthahfuckin fool fam. shit like ijust been in the studio we we be spinnin some sick trax bro influenced by weed n shit fam wo it whaddup fam. rap rap weedy weedy greenie meanie. smoke herb bro. brbrbrbbbro sick doe i got dat fuckin fire fire heat bro comin out dis summer new trax bro we out herre. my  asshole hurts but shit that not important homie we don our toime we do do out rhyme now new EP summer 2032143 2016 last week. chill boii shitttt

Sunday, April 2, 2017

tis the new era

the swwet boi has returned frm the rap game
his pants are as flames as the rhymes he did s[itt
fire roasts his loins
he is insatiable
his sexualatity is unquenchable
brant has returned stronger than ever
bright as the noon day sun
brant does gleam
his golden cock is as glorious and as long as ever
many bitches have sat upon his strong rod during the time in which he spent spitting diddys with                   diddy and snoop and wayne and ye and slum shitty
a new day is upon us
brace your assholws


Monday, April 4, 2016


jUst as I haVe FeareD, i hAveE lOSt sWeeT bBAby boy baaGeL bOY BrenT to teh RAP gamE.. YUng boii Baazy is SpittIng sWEet hoT Fire beats iN the Studio, sEEn here wIth Snoop Dogg. flY my LitTle sTrong Boy Prince.








https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gweru

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Golfer: What are you doing?
Stan Podalak: I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.
Golfer: Oh.
[shouting back to someone off camera]
Golfer: He's fixing a divot!


Tuesday, January 5, 2016

like baby birds from branches do fall tears from my eye sockets as i have spent another day without the Profound Swami in my life. 

Saturday, December 5, 2015

✔ Thumbnail young take the cute News follow ☜ ❤ the book

Wednesday, December 2, 2015


throw back thrsday
i want to take a ride on ur love carousel 

sWeet BaagEl boy BraNT\
so lOve i do Adore his nice HaMS.
cook me dinnER treAt me write. milky milky milk
mix my milk with ur froot loops ya dig 
giggle giggle

Monday, November 30, 2015

give thaNKs toDay for as offf now
                 you StiLL have not bEEn slain by the space Shipts
    the compaNY has ProVided you with
the MeaNS to sUrvive.
                                                                          yoU should also be thank for
         moMMy
     daD
                             BRanT
           the USA
                                               not plague
                    dOmino'S pizzA
  the aLamo
                                 freSh veg
       nice boYs
          thouGHts
                  DoNald duck
branT's daD
                                                                
  Love,
       the Lizard King

Friday, November 20, 2015

I've seen him credited with anywhere from 83 to 159 studio and live albums, most of them completely obscure. Think about that one for a moment. 159  albums, out of which most people have probably heard none. Even more adventurous listeners are probably familiar with only five or ten. I don't know how it's even possible to make that much music. He released eight albums in 1971 alone. Eight. Most bands are lucky to make eight albums over the course of their whole career. This guy was insane.The man's sort of famous for this. RYM lists him having 96 releases under his own name plus one in collaboration with Captain Beefheart. Sure, many of those releases are posthumous, but he recorded and played live 96 albums worth of material in 27 years. That averages out to 3.55555556 albums per year.
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